I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Shirt
Dec 11
Dec 12 - Dec 16
Dec 16 - Dec 22
Get festive with this I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Shirt. This tee features a cute tree and the full, sarcastic quote: “Lit on the outside, dead on the inside, and I like balls.” It’s the perfect, relatable adult humor shirt for any holiday party, capturing a “dead inside” mood with a funny, NSFW punchline.
I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Shirt – A Funny, Sarcastic Adult Humor Holiday Tee
This holiday t-shirt perfectly captures a specific, sarcastic mood. The design features the bold declaration, “I IDENTIFY AS A CHRISTMAS TREE,” followed by a cute, decorated tree graphic. The punchline is delivered in three parts, explaining the identification: “LIT ON THE OUTSIDE, DEAD ON THE INSIDE, AND I LIKE BALLS.” The final line provides a hilarious double-entendre, making this a standout piece of adult humor.
This apparel is a brilliant piece of self-deprecating, relatable humor, perfectly blending holiday festivity with a “dead inside” feeling that many understand. It’s the ultimate item for the person with a sarcastic sense of humor, anyone who feels a bit overwhelmed by the holidays, or a member of the LGBTQ+ community who appreciates the witty “I like balls” pun. It’s a perfect, low-key way to make a big, funny statement at an “ugly sweater” party or any casual holiday gathering.
Get ready to be the most relatable and talked-about person at the Christmas party. This comfortable and funny tee is a guaranteed conversation starter, letting you share a laugh with everyone who appreciates your unique brand of holiday spirit. It’s a must-have for the festive season. Don’t miss out on the funniest and most honest holiday shirt of the year—order yours today!
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
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- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
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- Free ship for orders over $400
