Certified Panican Since 2025 Shirt

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SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 14 in 11 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15 in 12 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16 in 13 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17 in 14 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18 in 15 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 36 cm 28 cm 1-2 84-89 cm
3T 38 cm 31 cm 2-3 91-99 cm
4T 41 cm 33 cm 3-4 99-104 cm
4 42 cm 35 cm 4-5 107-112cm
5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114-119 cm
XS 46 cm 38 cm 6-8 122-128 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8-10 128-137 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm 10-12 137-147 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm 12-13 147-158 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm 13-15 158-172 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 27.16 in 40.94 in 17.71 in 26.37 in
M 27.95 in 44.09 in 18.89 in 26.77 in
L 29.13 in 48.03 in 19.68 in 26.77 in
XL 30.31 in 51.96 in 20.86 in 27.55 in
2XL 30.70 in 55.11 in 22.04 in 27.55 in
3XL 31.49 in 59.05 in 23.33 in 27.95 in
4XL 32.28 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 27.95 in
5XL 33.85 in 68.50 in 25.59 in 28.74 in
6XL 34.64 in 70.07 in 26.37 in 29.52 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 69.0 cm 104.0 cm 45.0 cm 67.0 cm
M 71.0 cm 112.0 cm 48.0 cm 68.0 cm
L 74.0 cm 122.0 cm 50.0 cm 68.0 cm
XL 77.0 cm 132.0 cm 53.0 cm 70.0 cm
2XL 78.0 cm 140.0 cm 56.0 cm 70.0 cm
3XL 80.0 cm 150.0 cm 59.0 cm 71.0 cm
4XL 82.0 cm 162.0 cm 62.0 cm 71.0 cm
5XL 86.0 cm 174.0 cm 65.0 cm 73.0 cm
6XL 88.0 cm 178.0 cm 67.0 cm 75.0 cm
SIZE WAIST (AROUND) HIP (AROUND) LENGTH
XS 27 36 37 in
S 28 37 38 in
M 28 39 39 in
L 29 40 39 in
XL 30 42 40 in
2XL 31 44 41 in
3XL 31 46 42 in
4XL 32 49 43 in
5XL 33 51 44 in
6XL 34 54 45 in
SIZE HIP WAIST LENGTH
S 30.7 in 22-23.6 in 33.9 in
M 33.1 in 23.6-25.2 in 34.3 in
L 35.4 in 25.2-26.8 in 34.7 in
XL 37.8 in 26.8-28.4 in 35.0 in
2XL 40.9 in 28.4-29.9 in 35.4 in
3XL 43.3 in 29.9-31.5 in 35.8 in
4XL 45.7 in 31.5-33.1 in 36.2 in
5XL 48.0 in 33.1-34.7 in 36.6 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 78.0 cm 56-60 cm 86.0 cm
M 84.0 cm 60-64 cm 87.0 cm
L 90.0 cm 64-68 cm 88.0 cm
XL 96.0 cm 68-72 cm 89.0 cm
2XL 104.0 cm 72-76 cm 90.0 cm
3XL 110.0 cm 76-80 cm 91.0 cm
4XL 116.0 cm 80-84 cm 92.0 cm
5XL 122.0 cm 84-88 cm 93.0 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
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Embrace the 2025 chaos with the Certified Panican Since 2025 Shirt! With bold “Certified Panican” text and a flag sleeve patch, this design captures Trump’s viral term. A must for those thriving in uncertainty. Shop now to wear the vibe!

Certified Panican Since 2025 Shirt – Own the Trump-Coined Chaos

The Certified Panican Since 2025 Shirt showcases “Certified Panican” in bold, white text, with “Certified” arched above and “Panican” dominating below, followed by “Since 2025” in smaller font. A subtle American flag patch on the sleeve adds a patriotic nod. The design’s stark typography demands attention, embodying a badge of honor for those who embrace the term “Panican,” coined by Trump in 2025 to mock critics of his tariff policies. It’s a declaration of resilience, turning a political jab into a proud statement.

Certified Panican Since 2025 Shirt
Certified Panican Since 2025 Shirt

“Panican” burst onto the scene in April 2025 when Trump used it on Truth Social to deride those panicking over his tariffs, which sparked market turmoil, as reported by Newsweek. Defined as a “new party based on weak and stupid people,” the term became a cultural lightning rod, mocked by figures like Jon Stewart and embraced by supporters like Marjorie Taylor Greene. On X, it fueled memes and debates, reflecting a polarized moment where economic fears met defiant humor. This shirt captures that raw energy, symbolizing a community that laughs at chaos.

The Certified Panican Since 2025 Shirt is a bold emblem of embracing uncertainty, transforming Trump’s taunt into a symbol of strength. It’s for those who see 2025’s turbulence—tariffs, market dips, and all—as a challenge to conquer. Wearing it sparks conversations and unites wearers in a shared defiance. Shop now to claim your place among the fearless, wear the Panican badge with pride, and make a statement that’s as unapologetic as the era—get yours today!

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