Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt
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Some shirts make a statement. Others scream it from a fever-dream rooftop. The Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt, inspired by Stephanie Bulman’s viral post, does the latter. This is not just a piece of clothing—it’s a declaration that you’re in on the internet’s most unhinged inside joke.
Unleash the Chaos: The Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt That Bites Back
The tee features stark white typewriter-style text stating simply, “I have rabies.” It’s direct. It’s unfiltered. It’s wildly confusing to anyone not plugged into the viral world of Stephanie Bulman’s chaotic humor—but for those who do know? Instant respect.
This design stems from the now-infamous tweet by Stephanie Bulman, a master of absurd internet comedy. Her off-the-cuff declaration of “I have rabies” became a meme for people who feel emotionally rabid—teetering between meltdown and masterpiece. It’s a tongue-in-cheek rebellion against decorum, professionalism, and taking anything seriously online.
Wearing this shirt is more than fashion—it’s a feeling. It’s for the girls, gays, and theys who spiral with style. For those who laugh at the chaos instead of running from it. This shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s emotional armor for those with a feral heart and a love of meme-tier madness.
Why blend in when you can bark, bite, and break the algorithm? The Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt is a must-have for anyone who thrives in digital chaos. Order now and let the world know: you’re not just online—you’re unhinged, and proud of it.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
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- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
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- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
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- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
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