Make America Go Away I Stand With Greenland Shirt

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SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 14 in 11 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15 in 12 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16 in 13 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17 in 14 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18 in 15 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 36 cm 28 cm 1-2 84-89 cm
3T 38 cm 31 cm 2-3 91-99 cm
4T 41 cm 33 cm 3-4 99-104 cm
4 42 cm 35 cm 4-5 107-112cm
5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114-119 cm
XS 46 cm 38 cm 6-8 122-128 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8-10 128-137 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm 10-12 137-147 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm 12-13 147-158 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm 13-15 158-172 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 27.16 in 40.94 in 17.71 in 26.37 in
M 27.95 in 44.09 in 18.89 in 26.77 in
L 29.13 in 48.03 in 19.68 in 26.77 in
XL 30.31 in 51.96 in 20.86 in 27.55 in
2XL 30.70 in 55.11 in 22.04 in 27.55 in
3XL 31.49 in 59.05 in 23.33 in 27.95 in
4XL 32.28 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 27.95 in
5XL 33.85 in 68.50 in 25.59 in 28.74 in
6XL 34.64 in 70.07 in 26.37 in 29.52 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 69.0 cm 104.0 cm 45.0 cm 67.0 cm
M 71.0 cm 112.0 cm 48.0 cm 68.0 cm
L 74.0 cm 122.0 cm 50.0 cm 68.0 cm
XL 77.0 cm 132.0 cm 53.0 cm 70.0 cm
2XL 78.0 cm 140.0 cm 56.0 cm 70.0 cm
3XL 80.0 cm 150.0 cm 59.0 cm 71.0 cm
4XL 82.0 cm 162.0 cm 62.0 cm 71.0 cm
5XL 86.0 cm 174.0 cm 65.0 cm 73.0 cm
6XL 88.0 cm 178.0 cm 67.0 cm 75.0 cm
SIZE WAIST (AROUND) HIP (AROUND) LENGTH
XS 27 36 37 in
S 28 37 38 in
M 28 39 39 in
L 29 40 39 in
XL 30 42 40 in
2XL 31 44 41 in
3XL 31 46 42 in
4XL 32 49 43 in
5XL 33 51 44 in
6XL 34 54 45 in
SIZE HIP WAIST LENGTH
S 30.7 in 22-23.6 in 33.9 in
M 33.1 in 23.6-25.2 in 34.3 in
L 35.4 in 25.2-26.8 in 34.7 in
XL 37.8 in 26.8-28.4 in 35.0 in
2XL 40.9 in 28.4-29.9 in 35.4 in
3XL 43.3 in 29.9-31.5 in 35.8 in
4XL 45.7 in 31.5-33.1 in 36.2 in
5XL 48.0 in 33.1-34.7 in 36.6 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 78.0 cm 56-60 cm 86.0 cm
M 84.0 cm 60-64 cm 87.0 cm
L 90.0 cm 64-68 cm 88.0 cm
XL 96.0 cm 68-72 cm 89.0 cm
2XL 104.0 cm 72-76 cm 90.0 cm
3XL 110.0 cm 76-80 cm 91.0 cm
4XL 116.0 cm 80-84 cm 92.0 cm
5XL 122.0 cm 84-88 cm 93.0 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
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Stand for independence with the MAGA Make America Go Away I Stand With Greenland Shirt. This bold political protest tee flips the famous acronym to support Arctic sovereignty against foreign purchase attempts. Featuring a Greenland map graphic and unique flag-patterned sleeves, it declares “I Stand With Greenland” in no uncertain terms. Perfect for activists and Danish supporters who believe nations are not for sale. Wear your resistance today.

MAGA Make America Go Away I Stand With Greenland Shirt – Sovereignty Protest Tee

Make a fearless geopolitical statement with this striking protest jersey. The design centers on a detailed silhouette of Greenland, filled with the nation’s iconic red and white sun-horizon flag. Above the map, the acronym “MAGA” is cleverly repurposed to read “Make America Go Away,” while the bottom declaration “I STAND WITH GREENLAND” solidifies the message of solidarity. The look is completed with distinct sleeve designs featuring the Greenlandic flag on one side and the Danish flag on the other, symbolizing the island’s heritage and alliances.

MAGA Make America Go Away I Stand With Greenland Shirt
MAGA Make America Go Away I Stand With Greenland Shirt

This apparel is a biting piece of political satire responding to international headlines regarding the United States’ interest in purchasing Greenland. It reclaims the “MAGA” slogan to reject foreign overreach and advocate for the island’s autonomy. Designed for Greenlandic locals, Danish supporters, and global activists who oppose imperialism, this shirt is a uniform for those who believe sovereign nations are not real estate deals. It connects the wearer to a broader movement of Arctic pride and self-determination.

Owning this shirt is about drawing a line in the ice with sharp wit and defiance. It evokes the pride of standing up for a small nation against a global superpower, allowing you to wear your values on your chest. It’s a conversation starter that demands respect for Greenland’s identity. Don’t stay silent on sovereignty—make your stance visible. Order your “Make America Go Away” Protest Shirt today and stand with the North!

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